30 days 6 MONTHS later I can say I actually did a few things on this list. Lets discuss!
1. Infuse KettleOne vodka with something tasty. Like blood orange from the farmers market.
Nope. Didn’t do it.
Make coconut flour pancakes that make me like pancakes. They really don’t do anything for me.
Wow! I made this recipe from my favorite paleo blog, Nom Nom Paleo. Just the name should make you want to visit.
Sew the toddlers’ long sleeve shirts into shortsleeves rather then the cut off white trash version.
Yeah, what a colossal waste of time. She certainly doesn’t care how she looks, the trees and birds don’t either. And that is who is seeing her right now…
Do something with this sad mop of hair. It was a cute cut until the blowout needed to be washed. Now it’s a frizzy mess. WTF?
Didn’t do anything until last month. My sister is a freaking master stylist. It now looks SO GOOD. She did a thing she calls “Kardashian layers” or hidden layers. I’d post a pic but then… I’d have to take one. And we all know that is not happening.
Join a wine club. Oh please, can I cram this into our already (overspending) budget? Someone help!
Ha! I did join one. Currently loving it.
Exercise for a week straight without stopping because of extreme soreness or groin injury from first attempt at sprints. Really tho?
I did SEVEN days straight of T-Tapp’s 15 minute workout. It didn’t do much. But I may start again.
7. Do just ONE pull-up. Just ONE.
Nope. Can’t do push ups either. Hahahahahahahhhahaha.
Write more on this blog about important stuff like lists of things I’ll never do.
Look ma! I’m writing on me blog!
Lose 20 pounds by December so I can gain it ALL back in December once pregnant. Pointless?
I *gained* 10 pounds in 2 weeks. No joke. My thyroid hates me.
Eat Paleo/Primal. Stop. Eating. Junk! Track results somehow? People say “You look great” how can that be? I lose nothing on the scale. My measurements, the same. Strange?
People aren’t saying I look *great* anymore. What happened? :cries: